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[xp_hawkeye]

Happy Holidays, mansion folk.

In addition to being unable to move right now thanks to copious amounts of food (don't worry, Matt, I'm totally prepped for Midnight Mass, I've got like two hours until I have to be mobile), I felt the need to share with you all the fact that I woke up this morning with tickets for a tour of the Hadron Collider taped to my forehead. I know who you are, sneaky person who also taped a note to my face, and I wanted to say thank you because this is epic.

Also, Darcy, why are Doc Foster and I tied? I am totally better at feeding myself without being reminded that she is!

Hope all of you are having a great time, too.

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I haven't set anything on fire in ages! In fact, I accidentally opened a watery wormhole. Or well, I didn't. Namor did. But! That is the exact opposite of setting things on fire. And that was months ago!

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I say fire because you tend to set things on fire.

WATERY WORMHOLES COUNT AS FIRE, IN THIS CASE. jhc, Clint.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I set the lab on fire once. You're never gonna let me forget that.

Watery wormholes are like the antithesis of fire, Darcy!

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

It's still lab destruction and it happens more frequently than you're willing to admit! WORMHOLES IN THE LAB, CLINT. WHY.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE DARCY, JEEZ. It was only a little wormhole.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Only a little wormhole, he says. It's a wormhole, it doesn't have to be big! It's probably worse if it's not! BAD SCIENCE I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR GOLD STARS IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T MAKE THE FIRST ONE! If I had, it won't have been wobbly and spewing fish everywhere. Or green fish-men.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

You are responsible for the SCIENCE! that happens in your labs. I should etch this into every science lab I enter, honestly.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Was that you who painted "give up hope all ye who enter here" or whatever over the door to Jane's SWORD lab?

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And yet - fish people. Or was that fish creatures?