xp_hawkeye: (angry)
So get this - some asshat comes up to me while I'm on break at Deli-CAT-essen and starts asking me why I'm eating at a mutie restaurant and am I a mutie lover and don't I know better than to support the freaks. I'm like, "Hey, look, I work here. Maybe you should leave." And he decks me. He straight up just punches me in the face. What the hell? And then PD bit his ass - like, mostly his pants, but PD bit him.

I was kind of worried about the asshat calling animal control, but the cop who showed up said it was in defense his owner, so PD was okay. Now I've got my name in a police report and Andre and Steve are freaking out about pressing charges but I'm like, why bother? It won't change the asshat's mind or make him any less likely to punch a random stranger in the face.
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Date: 2014-09-17 05:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
If having yours and PD's names in a report is going to cause problems, that could be made to go away.

You know, by a...friend of mine.

Date: 2014-09-17 05:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Yeah, y'know what? That'd be good. That'd be really good. Your friend is awesome and I seriously thank him a lot.

Date: 2014-09-17 06:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com
Are you ok? I can't believe that, who just lunches a random person in the face. That's crazy.

Also go PD, I'm totally getting him a pizza all for himself. Meatlovers?

Date: 2014-09-17 06:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
I have no idea - some asshat named Todd, apparently. Whatever - black eyes not withstanding, I'm fine and so is PD.

Plain cheese for him, though - he's trying to maintain his waistline. All those runs he goes on with Cecilia help, but an entire pizza of his very own might stretch it.

Date: 2014-09-17 06:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com
Wait what?! black eyes? As in more than 1?

Ok, just a few slices of cheese then. I'm sure his owner can find a use for the rest of the pizza.

Date: 2014-09-17 06:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Yeah, he hit me right in the face. I'm lucky I don't have a broken nose. And it's not like I could do anything to him without making the situation worse - plus, PD had it.

Date: 2014-09-17 07:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com
You should have punched him back, but I applaud your "sicking the hounds" on him.

Date: 2014-09-17 07:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
I was tempted, man, but it wouldn't have done any good - just gotten me in trouble with him.

Date: 2014-09-17 08:57 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
If you need some help making the bruising disappear faster come and see me.

I'd also encourage you to press charges if only so the inconvenience makes him think twice before pulling this sort of thing again.

Unfortunately the Westchester PD are not in any way mutant friendly, so you may get no love there.

Date: 2014-09-17 09:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Will do - thanks, Laurie.

And I don't want to turn this into some kind of massive issue. I don't doubt for a second that he'd try to turn it around somehow and it's just not worth it. Steve and Andre might not agree. And y'know, I'm a minor and all. So there's that to consider.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com
I swear I have not been training Lucky to be an attack dog. Swear it.

Also, put some ice on that, and think about pressing charges on that asshole for assaulting you.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:09 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com
Doug.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Hey, if I can't help my one and only Padawan out, who can I help?

Let me know if he bothers you at any stage. I figure I can come down and show him why you don't mess with Xavier kids. A few 'unfortunate' bowel accidents for no apparent reason should sort him out.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:17 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Yeah, like I've said - I'm not about pressing charges. I don't want it to turn into some massive, ridiculous court thing. That's like the last thing I need. I'm applying to colleges and universities. I don't have time to deal with asshats.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:20 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com
I hear you. But - and I know this will be hard to believe, since you're an aspiring mutant vigilante - we do have a legal system in this country for a reason.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:21 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com
Now there's some surprising advice.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:22 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
You can do that?

Date: 2014-09-17 12:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Have you considered the crap job the PD would actually do? Seriously, they're not mutant friendly.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
THIS.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Right? I'm shocked.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
I can't decide if you did or did not learn anything from our time in fostercare together.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
Dude, what good would it have done? I could've handed him his ass on a platter with a side of chips, but that would've just put the spotlight on me and how I knew how to do that and all kinds of other stuff that I don't really want to talk about to potentially (probably) bigoted police officers who might wind up flipping it and charging me with assault.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:32 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-hawkeye.livejournal.com
I learned if I'm gonna beat the shit out of an asshole I shouldn't get caught.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
oh I know.

that's the whole "mature and responsible" thing that the other guy lacked.

Date: 2014-09-17 12:33 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
then my work here is done.
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