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[xp_hawkeye]

So get this - some asshat comes up to me while I'm on break at Deli-CAT-essen and starts asking me why I'm eating at a mutie restaurant and am I a mutie lover and don't I know better than to support the freaks. I'm like, "Hey, look, I work here. Maybe you should leave." And he decks me. He straight up just punches me in the face. What the hell? And then PD bit his ass - like, mostly his pants, but PD bit him.

I was kind of worried about the asshat calling animal control, but the cop who showed up said it was in defense his owner, so PD was okay. Now I've got my name in a police report and Andre and Steve are freaking out about pressing charges but I'm like, why bother? It won't change the asshat's mind or make him any less likely to punch a random stranger in the face.

Comments

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Are you ok? I can't believe that, who just lunches a random person in the face. That's crazy.

Also go PD, I'm totally getting him a pizza all for himself. Meatlovers?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I have no idea - some asshat named Todd, apparently. Whatever - black eyes not withstanding, I'm fine and so is PD.

Plain cheese for him, though - he's trying to maintain his waistline. All those runs he goes on with Cecilia help, but an entire pizza of his very own might stretch it.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Wait what?! black eyes? As in more than 1?

Ok, just a few slices of cheese then. I'm sure his owner can find a use for the rest of the pizza.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he hit me right in the face. I'm lucky I don't have a broken nose. And it's not like I could do anything to him without making the situation worse - plus, PD had it.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

If you need some help making the bruising disappear faster come and see me.

I'd also encourage you to press charges if only so the inconvenience makes him think twice before pulling this sort of thing again.

Unfortunately the Westchester PD are not in any way mutant friendly, so you may get no love there.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Will do - thanks, Laurie.

And I don't want to turn this into some kind of massive issue. I don't doubt for a second that he'd try to turn it around somehow and it's just not worth it. Steve and Andre might not agree. And y'know, I'm a minor and all. So there's that to consider.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I can't help my one and only Padawan out, who can I help?

Let me know if he bothers you at any stage. I figure I can come down and show him why you don't mess with Xavier kids. A few 'unfortunate' bowel accidents for no apparent reason should sort him out.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You can do that?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Yes. I don't advertise it much but yes. I wouldn't offer it for just anything, or anyone but if this guy bothers you again, let me know.

I will not have you bullied at your place of work. If not me, then talk to Catseye, I doubt she'd want this man anywhere near her staff or paying customers.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

That's just a little scary Laurie.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Only slightly more then a grown man abusing some poor kid who is just doing his job.

I have no compunction against giving that sort a little help in the Pavlovian direction.