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[xp_hawkeye]

So get this - some asshat comes up to me while I'm on break at Deli-CAT-essen and starts asking me why I'm eating at a mutie restaurant and am I a mutie lover and don't I know better than to support the freaks. I'm like, "Hey, look, I work here. Maybe you should leave." And he decks me. He straight up just punches me in the face. What the hell? And then PD bit his ass - like, mostly his pants, but PD bit him.

I was kind of worried about the asshat calling animal control, but the cop who showed up said it was in defense his owner, so PD was okay. Now I've got my name in a police report and Andre and Steve are freaking out about pressing charges but I'm like, why bother? It won't change the asshat's mind or make him any less likely to punch a random stranger in the face.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

If having yours and PD's names in a report is going to cause problems, that could be made to go away.

You know, by a...friend of mine.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, y'know what? That'd be good. That'd be really good. Your friend is awesome and I seriously thank him a lot.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

My friend notes that Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins are an excellent Halloween treat.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

If I give you the Peanut Butter Pumpkins, you think you could pass them on to your friend?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Doug.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You're feeling judge-y today, Doc.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I just know better than to leave a digit footprint where our government surveillance agencies can find it.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Have you met Doug? Like, seriously - you think our network can be hacked? Can you hear me laughing from up here? Laughing hurts my face.

[xp_daytripper]

It's what we Trenchcoats do, Cece. Or at least, what Doug does.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I trust no one.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Judge-y and suspicious. Are you sure you're not a spy?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yes.

No.

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that go against some pledge or oath or something that you took? Unless you're not actually a doctor, in which case why did I let you stitch me up after self defense that one time last year?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I am not even taking that bait, Barton.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That is an attitude I can appreciate.

But yeah, I won't say our network is hack-proof, but the people who built it have certain advantages.

And yeah, we have people who liaise with a certain three-letter organization, but I try to at least leave him some plausible deniability.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

All it takes is one mole, is all I'm saying.