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I've just finished the first draft of my third scientific paper of the year - this one's on the interaction of mass with black holes, specifically those contained/confined through magical means and how that interaction allows for transference of living tissue (ie people) through space/time into alternate dimensions without them being vaporized - and sent it off to my editor.
If anyone feels like peer reviewing it, let me know. God knows I won't be able to actually send it anywhere or have it published. And just thinking about Jane getting her hands on it gives me hives. She's already got one stabilized Einstein-Rosen bridge to poke at. We don't need to give her an unstabilized one.
If anyone feels like peer reviewing it, let me know. God knows I won't be able to actually send it anywhere or have it published. And just thinking about Jane getting her hands on it gives me hives. She's already got one stabilized Einstein-Rosen bridge to poke at. We don't need to give her an unstabilized one.
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Date: 2022-08-02 05:32 am (UTC)From:"sent it off to my editor" showed up at my door with a thumb drive of some fuckin' ... words that I had to legit like - okay look I'm guessing your math is fine because angles and physics and move things from place to place is what you DO but like bro
bro we have GOT to talk about like - I'm not sure you can call it a Scientific Paper if you're not publishing it and it's just for the mansion? Like.
First of all, the # of times I had to text you to be like "Explain it like I'm a really under-educated nine year old" was way lower than the actual journal article you wrote last time, so if *I* can understand most of this it's not science it's a Portals for Dummies book. YOU DREW DIAGRAMS.
actually the diagrams are pretty solid, I think one of them would work really good for the "don't put body parts into the portal because you will melt" safety sign.
also I took out two 'that's what she said' jokes in my email with my first pass notes because they were way too low hanging fruit.
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Date: 2022-08-03 01:38 am (UTC)From:Also, I should pay you. For editing my shit. Like. Is twenty-five cents a word good? I don't know what people are paying for that. I don't wanna be a dick about it. I'll backpay you and shit, too. If nothing else, these can go in the eXcal library... wherever that might be now that Topaz has relocated... everything. Not that I blame her.
Man.
Also. Those diagrams are integral to understanding the dematerialization that's possible and actually even probable if you go through the wormhole the 'normal' way, because let me tell you, black holes are intense and actually it's theorized that going through one unprotected elongates you and time distorts so much that you just... keep... going... forever. So. Yeah. I don't remember why I got onto black holes, but actually it's probably because I don't want the wormhole to turn into one. It gives me anxiety.
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Date: 2022-08-03 01:45 am (UTC)From:so this entire paper fulla words I had to look up and then make sure you were using gramatically correctly is because you had the Anxiety about being eaten by a black hole.
man can we go back to "clint shoot arrow adopt squid drop food on floor and debate the five second rule'
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Date: 2022-08-03 02:10 am (UTC)From:My squid children are still adorable, though.