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[xp_hawkeye]

I've just finished the first draft of my third scientific paper of the year - this one's on the interaction of mass with black holes, specifically those contained/confined through magical means and how that interaction allows for transference of living tissue (ie people) through space/time into alternate dimensions without them being vaporized - and sent it off to my editor.

If anyone feels like peer reviewing it, let me know. God knows I won't be able to actually send it anywhere or have it published. And just thinking about Jane getting her hands on it gives me hives. She's already got one stabilized Einstein-Rosen bridge to poke at. We don't need to give her an unstabilized one.

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[xp_darcy]

It's not Jane I'd be worried about, so much as her employer. Last thing we want is SWORD deciding to set up camp in the backyard. I just crossed myself reflexively thinking about it, and I'm not even Catholic.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh my god bro bro bro bro BRO

"sent it off to my editor" showed up at my door with a thumb drive of some fuckin' ... words that I had to legit like - okay look I'm guessing your math is fine because angles and physics and move things from place to place is what you DO but like bro

bro we have GOT to talk about like - I'm not sure you can call it a Scientific Paper if you're not publishing it and it's just for the mansion? Like.

First of all, the # of times I had to text you to be like "Explain it like I'm a really under-educated nine year old" was way lower than the actual journal article you wrote last time, so if *I* can understand most of this it's not science it's a Portals for Dummies book. YOU DREW DIAGRAMS.

actually the diagrams are pretty solid, I think one of them would work really good for the "don't put body parts into the portal because you will melt" safety sign.

also I took out two 'that's what she said' jokes in my email with my first pass notes because they were way too low hanging fruit.

[xp_mayhem]

I'd like to read it after editing, but space... physics? Not my strongest suit.