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To celebrate the fact that both my liver and kidneys have suffered no lasting, godawful effects re: nanites, I'm gonna host a movie marathon of questionable quality starting at 3p. We'll begin with Land of the Lost, which is sure to have absolutely atrocious scientific gobbledygook all over it since it involves time travel, and then see where we go from there.

I've been informed by at least three people that if I want to keep my liver in good working order, I'm not allowed to play the Bad Science Drinking Game. That doesn't, however, mean other people can't. So bring whatever food you want - snacks, actual food, whatevs. Third floor rec room. Be there or be square.

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I shall attend, if only to ensure you don't do something characteristically foolish like inject alcoholic venom into your spleen.

Oooooooh, the snark is strong in this one.

I don't have to remove that poison from you next time, you know.

Venom! And don't you kinda, though? Like, I don't intend to ever do that again unless I'm attempting to build up an immunity to it, but.

Is anybody who plays the Bad Science Drinking Game going to be walking out of the rec room tonight?

That depends entirely on how bad the science is. Considering it's SyFy, chances are high people will possibly have to sort of stumble and/or crawl out of the rec room, if they want to leave it. But! Why would they want to leave?

Well, I meant when the movies are over. But the chairs in there are really comfortable.

Aren't they? Like, hella comfortable. And if we all crash in the rec room, then we can all go for pancakes tomorrow morning. I mean, unless you have to go be gainfully employed or whatever.

Well idc about the science but company's good and I'm gonna be for sure walking out, so I'll be designated make sure people don't fall down the stairs guy.

Aw, yssssssssss. Also I can totes help you make sure people don't fall down the stairs. That's what the elevator is for!

Well, my system burns off alcohol faster than most, so I suppose it depends on how much terrible science is involved.

In fact, I suppose this constitutes an experiment of its own.

If you do manage to get drunk, at least we won't have to deal with stairs.

Always look on the bright side of life! (Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doot!)

Do you still get hangovers b/c like I think that burning it off faster could lead to some wicked bad hangovers.

Wait isn't that how healing factors work?

You can play the Bad Science Hydration Game instead, and hope you don't end up with water intoxication. 😘

I'll drink some gatorade, too. Make sure I keep my electrolytes all balanced and whatnot. You're gonna be there, right?

Duh, of COURSE. I wanna see exactly how ridiculous you get during these. Jane's told me stories.

Jane has no room to talk. She fell out of a chair yelling at Tremors II. Or III. I can't remember. Whichever one was the Ass-Blasters.

Jane is tiny and ridiculous, of course she did.

I shall attend, but I have yet to be impressed by this century's idea of "science" or "fiction" or "entertainment."

When I arrive, I will require someone to explain to me how aspiring toward geometry is an insult.

Just make sure you wear a shirt this time.

What is this culture's preoccupation with "clothing."

I'm just concerned people will be staring so much at you that they won't be paying attention to the terrible science going on in the movie.

I will totally be in on watching you guys make dorks of yourselves. Get taken over by nanites and still boozeless.

We'll be boozeless together, B. And it'll be GREAT.

B?

Can there be virgin pina coladas? I love those!

B for Bruiser, obvs.

And yes, absolutely. Also, virgin whatever other drinks people want. And I guess not-virgin, too. Because we're inclusive like that.

Bruiser? Hmmm....I love it! :D

Equal opportunity drinkytimes?

My nicknaming-fu is strong.

And yes, always equal opportunity everything. :D

Totally!

Hmmm....Oooh! I could use it as a codename! My old codename, Princess Powerful, is a little kiddish.

We should probably bring aspirin for tomorrow for everyone else.

Yeah, cause shortening your old one to PP just doesn't quite ring as good as B.

I figure we supply pain meds if they want them, but mostly gatorade and orange juice and pancakes. And bacon. Mm... bacon.

PP? Ew.

B sounds better. Like Buffy!

I will also answer to Lady Punchyface.

Dude, I'm totally sleeping in until noon. Can you...um...save me some OJ and pancakes and bacon? Like all the bacon? Okay some of the bacon. Pleeeease?

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