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[xp_hawkeye]

I've just finished the first draft of my third scientific paper of the year - this one's on the interaction of mass with black holes, specifically those contained/confined through magical means and how that interaction allows for transference of living tissue (ie people) through space/time into alternate dimensions without them being vaporized - and sent it off to my editor.

If anyone feels like peer reviewing it, let me know. God knows I won't be able to actually send it anywhere or have it published. And just thinking about Jane getting her hands on it gives me hives. She's already got one stabilized Einstein-Rosen bridge to poke at. We don't need to give her an unstabilized one.

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[xp_hawkeye]

You're a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

Also, I should pay you. For editing my shit. Like. Is twenty-five cents a word good? I don't know what people are paying for that. I don't wanna be a dick about it. I'll backpay you and shit, too. If nothing else, these can go in the eXcal library... wherever that might be now that Topaz has relocated... everything. Not that I blame her.

Man.

Also. Those diagrams are integral to understanding the dematerialization that's possible and actually even probable if you go through the wormhole the 'normal' way, because let me tell you, black holes are intense and actually it's theorized that going through one unprotected elongates you and time distorts so much that you just... keep... going... forever. So. Yeah. I don't remember why I got onto black holes, but actually it's probably because I don't want the wormhole to turn into one. It gives me anxiety.

[xp_wildchild]

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so this entire paper fulla words I had to look up and then make sure you were using gramatically correctly is because you had the Anxiety about being eaten by a black hole.

man can we go back to "clint shoot arrow adopt squid drop food on floor and debate the five second rule'

[xp_hawkeye]

No, because I'm nearly 40 and I've been informed by reliable resources that this is how adults deal with things.

My squid children are still adorable, though.