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[xp_hawkeye]

Okay, props to whoever switched out my deodorant. Major props. Cause that cream cheese thing was just nasty. Also, Billy, I stole your deodorant after my second shower.

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[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

When did you realize it was cream cheese?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

When I went to put it on and it was like cheese-smelling white paste instead of Old Spice.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I want to say something like, "I like the smell of cream cheese in the morning" but I can't. And I wish it was me that did that. However, I did something else.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty clever, right?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, cream cheese is delicious - just not in my armpit.

I'm kind of worried about what you did, now.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how you did that - unless Billy helped. He probably helped.

And I didn't even bother with April Fool's stuff this year, either. Next year you two are going down.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

It is. I bet it was quite uncomfortable.

You should hear my impression of Gary Oldman's Dracula

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

It was... weird. Very weird.

I have heard your impression of Gary Oldman's Dracula. And now I'm even more worried.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there is deodorant that actually smells like cream cheese. Not sure if you really want to smell like cream cheese all day.

We still hanging out after school?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure I don't want to smell like cream cheese all day. But there's probably one on the internet. It probably pairs up well with the bacon perfume or whatever.

Yeah.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Bacon! (http://www.fargginay.com/bacon-gold.html)

Excellent. cues Dracula's Laugh

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Oh God. I knew there was something like that out there.

What're we watching this weekend?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I have my ways, Barton. I have my ways.

And you know I don't believe you for a second.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

So we're sharing deodorant now? That's a pretty big step. What's next, our shampoo or toothbrushes?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Razors.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I totally already use your shampoo when I run out on Thursdays.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Or those. Not that Billy really needs a razor just yet.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

And now I've got that song about some lady moving in mysterious ways by U2 stuck in my head. Awesome.

Why? I'm totally innocent.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

That's weirdly specific planning and metered use of shampoo.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Of course there is.

I am not sure yet. I am open to suggestions. I have watched so many movies in my 18 years on this planet I feel like I have watched them all. I might start looking into more obscure foreign films.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can handle Russian cinema. Maybe. Just nothing in French.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Hey now, watch it, or I'll make you need to use that razor on your back.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

How about Italian? I just found a classic Oldie. Well 1979 but still. I wasn't born yet.